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womanese 

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.
Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
womanese by judochop November 12, 2007

WomanDog 

It can mean anything, you can use it instead of "whatchamacallit" or "thing".

When capitalized, both "Woman" and "Dog" are capitalized.

It is more often used to describe a person, it can also be used instead of "dude" or "man".
Person 1: Who was that person who came to your party?
Person 2: Who? That one womandog?

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: What's up womandog?

Odd examples:

Person 1: Look at the sky
Person 2: Looks like a womandog

Person: This pasta tastes like a womandog
WomanDog by A WomanDog April 26, 2009
To handle someone like a woman, not like a man. Originates from manhandle.

Also can be used as an insult to strength.
1. Stop womandling me you're hurting me!

2. You're such a weak piece of shit, maybe you should not womandle me so much.
Womandle by frankgooz1993 August 1, 2012

Womanderstand 

When somebody, especially a women, misunderstands something that was communicated in a clear and direct manner.

Womanderstanding is to mansplaining as misunderstanding is to overexplaining.
Person1: Should we tell Sherry how to do it?

Person2: No, she'll just womanderstand and ruin it.
Womanderstand by VirginV June 2, 2022

Womandem 

Similar to the wordmandem’, womandem is used to describe ‘the girls’.
“yo can u meet later
“nah sorry, i’m seeing the womandem”
Womandem by elamenapee March 28, 2020

womandiscover 

What tends to happen when there's no one to mansplain something that a woman can learn on her own. Can be used to correct a mansplainer's overinflated ego, or simply for humorous effect.
You didn't mansplain how to use that feature, so I had to womandiscover it myself.