half witted gorilla

a member of the male species

my brother is a half witted gorilla

half witted gorilla by *** November 17, 2003

fuck-witted stinker poof 

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

fuck-witted stinker poof by Belsh June 15, 2008

ill witted 

sick, sweet, sickley

Bob: Did you see that sick move!
Jeb: Fuck yea it was ill witted!

ill witted by sick sticks February 6, 2008

quick-witted 

someone cute, nice and bright! or just perspicacious :-)

This rapper is so quick-witted! His rhymes are tight!

quick-witted by Twink.me March 21, 2008

sick witted

you are insane smart dude, youre totally awesome, and witty, and you did something pretty sweet

that was effin sick witted dude!

sick witted by philly April 5, 2005

shit-witted

Descriptive term for a person of below average intellect, may be used as a preface for other descriptors ie 'You're acting like a shit-witted howler monkey'

1 Go Scrobble a Goat ya shit-witted fucking moron
2 You drive like a shit-witted slug
3 Your shit-witted friend bores me to death

shit-witted by pdiggitydawg July 30, 2011

numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian

Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.

numb witted by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018