willing father 

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

willing father by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

willing off 

Committing an act of male masturbation, originating from the slang term "willy" meaning penis.

"Holy shit Bob!! My roommate caught me willing off to the contents of his "My Boobies" folder on his windows desktop!"

willing off by Mr. Canyonero September 22, 2006

willing father 

Your local Priest. ;-)

St. Serena of the Albatross's Priest was always a willing father for the children at catechism every Wednesday.

willing father by MsMissa August 25, 2004

Willing it 

To be a bitch ass motha fucka with no life at all

damnnn will, your Willing it

Willing it by Everybody ever March 19, 2010

Willing it 

When you just throw a nug into the bowl.

Ah man, don't let him pack the bowl! He's always willing it.

Willing it by Chasay January 25, 2017

Willing Out 

When someone leaves without saying anything

“Oh he disappeared. I guess he’s willing out.”

Willing Out by Lindseyswank July 16, 2022

lord willing

Typically spoken by Christians, this means that it will happen if it is in God's plan. If God wants it to happen, it will happen. It ultimately shows that the person saying it trusts God to have control.

Lord willing, we are going to Alaska next month.

lord willing by theblackparader March 10, 2016