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Whomst'd've 

'Whomst'd've' is the dominant word for: Who, Whom, and Whomst.

This word is used for did, and have.

This word is used rarely, due to how fancy many perceive this work to be, and usually side with Who, or Whom.

The most common use of 'Whomst'd've', is found in the most dominant culture, and most recent culture, the 'Memers'. The Memers were also the ones to invent this word.
Guy 1 (Presumably a Memer) : "Yo, do you Whomst'd've my other pencil?"
Guy 2 (Normie): "What? That's not even a word."
Guy 1: "Ye"
Guy 2: "No"
Guy 1: "Let me restate that you non-intellectual; Excuse me sir, do you have the knowledge of whom did have my previous pencil?"
Guy 2: "Can you stop?"
Guy 1: "People like you need to know true culture."
Whomst'd've by *Bad times* November 17, 2017
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The most ultimate form of the word who even better than Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing
Guy 1:Hey have you heard of the word Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is
Guy 2: how the fuck did you say that
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Dank Whoolie by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018

whooky sack 

A mysterious object of unknown origin, currently believed to be in the possession of Kanye West. Anyone who takes notice of said object will immediately attempt, vainly, to research its properties. It's an anti-memetic meme.
1: I swear I heard Kanye talking about his whooky sack in MBDTF.
2: What? When?
1: Sorry!
2: What?
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r/whoosh 

Typically Reddit users use this term and r/wooosh when the joke goes right over your head (when you misinterpret it.)
Person A: Bone Apple Teeth 😍
Person B: It’s Bon Apetit dumbass
Person A: r/whoosh
r/whoosh by imbeciIe July 22, 2018
For times when you want to ask "who or whom", but need a fancier connotation.
"Francois dropped his caviar in the toilet."
"Whomst would do such a thing?!"
whomst by lighting guy June 2, 2016
Looking in the internet comment section you may see "r/whoosh", or "whoosh" and wonder "wHaT dOeS iT mEaN?".
I got chu.

If you see a dumb comment that completely misses the point of the subject (for example someone not getting/taking a joke), then you type "whoosh" which means it went way over their head!
Person1: 911 was done by Teletubbies

Person2: lmao

Person3: NO IT WASN'T!!! Why do people keep saying that *gives a long ass theory on what their opinion is*

Person2: r/whoosh!
Whoosh by XChristinaXx September 2, 2018