you wellin 

It means "your joking!" or "your kidding!". Suggesting that whatever the person said was unrealistic or just stupid.

Trey: I bet I could get a date with Beyoncé.
Mick: You wellin my nigga!

Kevin: Imma blow the school up.
Daiquawn: You wellin bruh!

you wellin by chacha_JOYask February 8, 2014

big cap wellin 

The combination of the terms capping and wellin.

bro was big cap wellin the other day.

big cap wellin by antdefeen April 21, 2019

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

Wellend 

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

Wellend by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

Oh-Wellian

A term to describe the sentiments of those who realize the future predicted in George Orwell's famous novel, "1984," has come to fruition, and there's essentially nothing that can be done to remedy it.

NPC news fired him for being a bigot, and he didn't even apologize on social media. "Yeah, he's just an 'Oh-Wellian' bigot, and realizes that an apology is futile.

Friend 1: "Wow, you're alt-right for not wanting children to have dildos in the classroom. I don't recognize you anymore. Never text me again." Friend 2: "Dang, this is certainly an Oh-Wellian moment for me, but I wish you the best in life. Take care."

Oh-Wellian by LeaveSociety June 19, 2022

lord willing

Typically spoken by Christians, this means that it will happen if it is in God's plan. If God wants it to happen, it will happen. It ultimately shows that the person saying it trusts God to have control.

Lord willing, we are going to Alaska next month.

lord willing by theblackparader March 10, 2016