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Closet Weeb 

Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.
Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"
Related Words

league weeb

Someone so obsessed with the characters from the game League of Legends, especially the female ones, that they can almost be classified as a Weeaboo, but don't fit the exact definition of the word
Jeez did you see that guy, he has all the LoL t-shirts, posters and statues, what a league weeb
league weeb by goddamnthisshit April 2, 2017
A person starting to take interest in anime, manga, and japanese culture who will later on become a weeaboo.
Weeblet: I've watched Naruto and Attack on Titan!
Veteran Weeb: I've watched every anime, read every manga known to man, attend anime expo every year, have thousands of manga in my collection, and my room is filled with anime merchandise.
Weeblet by slimemage August 6, 2019

Closet weeb 

Someone who avidly denies that they are a weeb even if they are one - may involve insulting other weebs to hide their own weebiness
"Hey zuke, are you a weeb"
"No, you are the weeb trash, I don't watch that garbage you weeb"
"but you do watch it, you closet weeb"
Closet weeb by andyforlaifu February 15, 2020

Wonton Weeb 

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.
1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con
Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023
A infectious disease contracted by young american males or females through the popular culture of anime (Japanese Cartoons) and develop a heavy addiction to this culture at different stages.

Stage 1 (Low Addiction): Often talks about anime shows and characters

Stage 2 (Medium Low Addiction): Constantly talks about anime shows and begins to do impressions
Stage 3 (Medium Addiction): Begins to purchase anime posters and figurines

Stage 4 (Medium High Addiction): Purchases Japanese weapons such as Katanas and Anime Character Costumes and goes to every available Anime convention
Stage 5 (High Addiction): THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN IF A PATIENT IS IN STAGE 5 THERE IS NO CURE FOR HIM. In Stage 5 the patient's love (key word) for anime has gone to a extreme level. The patient has purchased for him/herself a membership at Rosetta Stone just to learn a shitty version of Japanese and now starts to gain weight.

Stage 6 (Extreme Addiction): The patient shows an unhealthy obsession towards certain characters after the purchase of a body pillow (a pillow the size of that character or person) and begins to show sexual feelings toward the pillow.
As a professor in weebotology, I have never seen anything past stage 6 but I have seen some people on stage 6 where he/she could not be fixed. The only solution that I could come up with is bleach and I recommend clorox. Clorox is the only solution for weebola patients past stage 5.
Hey what happened to Jimmy? He was infected with Stage 6 Weebola. (proceeds to break down into tears)