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wakeboarding 

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.
"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"
wakeboarding by Matt August 18, 2004
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wallboarding 

This computer is wallboarding me, it won't work the way I expect it.
wallboarding by siers October 26, 2014

dashboarding

The act of slamming one’s significant other into the dashboard of the car; usually after prom or a formal event.
Due to her incessant yammering, Steve was 'dashboarding' Alyssa without regard to her visage.

Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys”
Maeve: “Don’t be so protective”
Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve
Rick: “How about that *****”

dashboarding

a form of female masturbation that takes place while she's driving her own car. effectively, she steers the wheel with her legs (which are propped up on the dashboard) thus leaving her hands free to wander...
...and so, on our way to H-town, we looked over and saw that she was masturbating! She was totally dashboarding it!
dashboarding by Iceman2480 August 7, 2007

wasteboarding 

the act of skateboarding while wasted.
after we had a few dozen beers we went wasteboarding at the park.
wasteboarding by stephhh October 30, 2007

Dashboarding

A gaming term used to refer to when a game suddenly freezes for absolutely no reason whatsoever, forcing a restart.

The term was coined by various Fallout 76 players, as the game is absolutely notorious for doing this.
"Don't worry, I got y- GODDAMMIT!"

"Did you dashboard?"

"Yes..."

"Man, dashboarding sucks. I feel you, man."

washboardie 

Washboardie is a word from the 5 provinces of the the country of Newfoundland meaning bumpy or rutted
Ben went out his dooryard to get some boughten bread but his truck broke down on the washboardie road
washboardie by Bed lunch May 14, 2021