Walton High School

One of the top schools in the state of Georgia both in sports and academics. It is inhabited mostly by retarded children with obscenely wealthy parents. The students usually have a sense of entitlement, and are usually stupider than the average blade of grass. The Asian (and the occasionally brilliant white) populations are the sole reason the school is ranked so highly. The school is divided up into a number of groups of people. Namely preps, jocks, emo, skater, black, wanna-be black, nerd, and all around idiots. Walton also has one of the highest drug abuse rates in the area, as nearly all non-nerds regularly smoke a whole lot of weed.

The average valedictorian at Walton will have a GPA of around 4.775, while the lower end of the class usually hits around 1.7. The School's valedictorian has been an Asian for many years.

Walton's facilities currently include 176 highly trained staff members, 32 Advanced Placement courses, four tennis courts, two gyms, a recently renovated football field (raider valley) and a baseball field (raider mountain). The school allows seniors to drive to school, though the school is known to have some of the worst parking lot traffic in the area.

Senior: I can't believe it took me an hour to get out of the parking lot yesterday!!!!

Typical student at Walton High School
Parent: I hope you enjoy school today honey. Drive safe in your brand new Bugatti Veyron.
Student: I HATE YOU! I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERYTHING!
Parent: Okay dear, have fun.

Walton High School by The white asain January 6, 2011

Walton cat 

Its the word for a person/cat that will play with other cats while listening to gabba.
the only cat that thinks they know all metal and the brutalization of the music world, doesn't appreciate anyone else's music taste. could also be known as an o.w.

Guy1: did you see that walton cat?
Guy2: yeah he thought he was a music pro.
Guy1: yeah he though my sister banging her cutlery on the table was music...

Walton cat by Psyjam September 27, 2011

Walton Blow Up Doll 

The act of inserting an air compressor nozzle into a goat's asshole, and using the now inflated goat as a sexual toy.

"Did you hear Randy's renting out his air compressor? Only condition is that you have to wash it off before returning it."

"Yeah, turns out the Walton Blow Up Doll is a popular thing here in Walton."

Walton Blow Up Doll by fartsniffer42 November 20, 2022

Walton Wasted 

The act of being inebriated to such a degree that no other term for describing inebriation is fitting. Being Walton Wasted was first done by Samantha Walton.

"Woah did you see that girl jump over the fence and fall on her face?" "Yeah, she was so Walton Wasted."
"Last night a girl almost knocked our big screen TV over, she was Walton Wasted."

Walton Wasted by bgills October 15, 2011

walton & johnson 

Very cool radio DJ's based in Houston, Texas. Can be heard from Dallas to FLA Panhandle. Audience known as 10 %ers, due to only 10 % of the population gets the show! Show consist of John Walton=cool dude, johnson=man of many voices..hehe, Mr. Kennth=gay guy, Mr. O=black dude and last but not least Billy ED= everyones favorite RedNeck!.

YO Dude "walton & Johnson" kick azz in the mornings!

walton & johnson by mikehinla November 19, 2006

Walton High School

A high school located in suburban Atlanta (truly, it is in Cobb County). It was deemed a School of Excellence, one of the top 5% high schools in America, and a "Cool School" by ABC news. The school population is broken up into preppy/jocks, whores/partiers, scene/skater kids, black people and the people who think they're black, and nerds. The preppy population definately outweighs the rest. The school is also in the AAAAA regions for most of its sports.

Dodgen girl: "Wow, I'm really bummed that I have to go to Pope next year! It sounds like no fun compared to Walton!"
Dodgen boy: "Yeah, I'm phsyced to go to Walton High School. I ride skateboards so I can hang out in front of the lunchroom and in the Ashtray like other scene kids!"

Walton High School by EastCobbSnob May 29, 2009

Walton Shuffle 

the way an irish person with a withered penis walks after he has drank a bottle of wine, 4 long island ice-teas, a 12pack, and 7 shots.

It is much funnier to watch the jack-ass do the walton shuffle when he has to navigate lawn ornaments.

Walton Shuffle by boner March 25, 2003