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The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?
I lost my headphones in my vaginus
Vaginus by Tyler Garner February 20, 2005
Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss
The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis
Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

vaginosis 

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.
When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

vaginitis 

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
vaginitis by chacho February 7, 2006

Vagenius 

1. Someone who gets or understands women.
2. One who understands the female psyche.
3. One who could be said as 'knowing what women are thinking'.
4. Smooth/has a way with the ladies.
1. Dude, he's always got women around him. He must be some kind of Vagenius.

2. Dude! How'd you get her number?!

What Can I say? I'm a vagenius.
Vagenius by jls07e December 10, 2010

Vagenius 

A gifted aesthetician who uses the Brazilian technique to wax the vagina to magical groinal results. They are a godsend; a best friend; a trusted vaginal confidant.
Girl, I saw the vagenius today and let me just tell you…I feel so fresh and so clean clean.
Vagenius by Meangirl2 December 27, 2022