unhappy trail 

The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.

When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp that said "oops" that they could read through his especially harry unhappy trail.

unhappy trail by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007

Unhappy Meal 

The chief product of McXerox, available at any of their many pit lane drive-thru franchises. A poisoned box of sour grapes and misery. The staple diet of McXerox employees, their lackies and losers.

You sour-faced loser, what have you been eating, unhappy meals?

Unhappy Meal by Swiss Toni January 22, 2008

unhappy hours 

working hours, all the time you spend at work, for instance between 8am and 4 pm etc.

James: How 'bout a beer tomorrow? At "Johnny's" they have happy hours between 4 and 5 pm.
Chris: Sure thing, bro. But first, I'll have to go through my unhappy hours at "Johnson and Sons".

unhappy hours by KurtSteinerPL July 14, 2009

unhappy camper 

usually an individual within an organization who is dissatisfied or frustrated

After telling his staff they needed to work all weekend, the boss came into the meeting face a number of unhappy campers.

unhappy camper by surfgeb September 2, 2010

unhappy camperness 

The state of being an unhappy camper.

There was a general feel of unhappy camperness around the office.

unhappy camperness by ChrisTC April 9, 2008

unhappy hour 

the lack of drink specials during the hours of 4-8 pm on weekdays at a bar

Yo let's go to Brass Rail for drinks after work.
Are you kidding? They have an unhappy hour - the beers are $8 each

unhappy hour by xiregulatorix June 11, 2010

Unhappy Jacuzzi 

The act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.

I was lonely last night my girlfriend decided to not smile and leave me with an unhappy jacuzzi.

Unhappy Jacuzzi by Hot Karl Patel August 11, 2010