It Needs the Umlaut 

Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.

and...

The Squiggle Guard sits on the fence with a rapier and tries to stop the ball from getting kicked over the fence.

All the while the Squiggle Guard tries to stab the Squiggler (whom is without clothes). The Squiggler has a single coin somewhere beneath his or her skin and must try to get the Squiggle Guard to stab his coin.

On the other side of the fence the Squiggle Monkey waits to try and catch the ball.. but for the entire game the Squiggle Monkey has to ride a unicycle and scream "SHAKESPEARE!!" as loud as they can.

The game ends every forth Tuesday.

"I challange you to a match of It Needs the Umlaut"

"My grandfather told me of the drama and heartbreak of the great It Needs the Umlaut series of '72"

It Needs the Umlaut by It Needs The Umlaut January 18, 2009

umlaut

The two small dots above german letters. Usually used to move the syllable sound to the front of the mouth, so 'ooo' becomes 'oh' and so forth. Also associated with making something seem cooler, or more edgy. This process is commonly associated with nouns.

über, köhn. And to make something more intesne - Joseph becomes Jö-sef.

He just thinks he's all that because he has an umlaut in his name.

umlaut by Evolution Theory April 10, 2006

umlaut

Vulgar slang. Technically this is the act of depositing half a load of semen onto each of a person's (e.g. an attractive female) two eyes. In practice the term may refer to male ejaculation near the eyes and - more loosely - as sexual activity of any kind. Umlaut can also be used to express a person's perceived sexual atractiveness. A person who is attractive or upon whom it is desirable to perform the act of umlauting is said to be "umlautable". The word "umlaut" is often used as a single world exclamation where the term is synonymous (but with more vulgar connotations) with the word "hot".

The term is derived from visual similarity of the sexual act upon the eyes to the diacritical marking of two dots appearing over a vowel in Germanic languages.

"That chick was so smokin' I umlauted right on her eyes."

"Dude, major umlautables over there."

"He umlauted her brains out."

"Umlaut!"

umlaut by umlauterus maximus November 27, 2009

t with an umlaut 

To take one's own road; to be unique; Someone with an addiction to David's Tea; Someone whose attitude is "don't mess with me. I have an umlaut!"

Yes I like that fancy overly expensive tea, I'm t with an umlaut!

t with an umlaut by pappapsgowling April 17, 2019