fashion trapped

To wear things that are no longer in style.
Someone who is fashionably caught in the past.

My parents are so fashion trapped.

fashion trapped by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

flat-topped 

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.

You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.

flat-topped by Ming64 March 28, 2018

trapped in the closet 

only the best/worst soap opera in the world. A music video drama in 10 episodes, where R. Kelly sings the parts of all the characters. starts off with R.Kelly banging a woman (kind of too old to be believable), her husband coming home, him hiding in the closet, his phone going of, him getting pulled over by a cop who is doing the dirty with his wife, who he was introduced to by the buttbuddy of the gay pastor husband of the woman r.Kelly was cheating with.

me: have you seen trapped in the closet yet?
person: no, is that like a new movie or something?
me: they play it on BET when they play videos! its r.kelly's soap opera. you gotta see it.

trapped in the closet by drunkballerina September 30, 2005

Snatch Trapped 

The past tense of "snatch trapping." When one woman has stopped another woman from having consensual sex with a man. The heterosexual female equivalent of cock blocking.

Slut 1: Did you get fucked by D-Boe?
Slut 2: Nah, some hoe snatch trapped me.

Snatch Trapped by longrod vonbigdong March 2, 2011

Trapped Turd

A Trapped Turd is a Poo Anxiously Awaiting Expulsion From Ones Bowls.

"A Fart 💨is a Cry for Help from a Trapped Turd 💩 .".

Trapped Turd by Nikkii November 29, 2017

cry of a trapped turd 

that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete

Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.

cry of a trapped turd by Brian Wilhelm November 7, 2007

Bear Trapped 

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.

"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"

Bear Trapped by provparkside December 18, 2012