thistle-ing me

To eye someone in a sexual manner or with great sexual desire

Those boys were thistle-ing me

thistle-ing me by Julesheart September 2, 2022

William and Mary Triathlon 

A tradition at William and Mary in which students go streaking in the Sunken Gardens (the central quad), go swimming in the Crim Dell (an algae-filled pond), and jump over the wall of the Governor's Palace (a building in Colonial Williamsburg) at night. Truly daring students do all of this naked.

Johnny: Dude, I saw you and your girlfriend naked in the Sunken Gardens last night!
Eric: Yeah man, we were doing the William and Mary Triathlon! Right after that, we went skinny-dipping in the Crim Dell!

William and Mary Triathlon by naked streaker May 31, 2018

Thistill 

Some really thirsty hoe

Dude, I pulled myself a Thistill last night, she was so thirsty my banjo snapped

Thistill by MikeofDaddy123456 July 26, 2017

Trastopy 

The use of a "science" without a knowledge of the One and Only God.

People that try to explain the Big Bang theory with science are actually using trastopy.

Trastopy by ** The Truth ** September 26, 2012

Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.

Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

Spanish Triathlon by Philolingua March 11, 2009

tristan alligaen 

A pedophile that has a kink for shit.

Timmy, stay away from that tristan alligaen!

tristan alligaen by engrish doctor December 8, 2017

‘tistic 

Short for autistic.
Used in a playful manner.
Please don’t use this word for someone who isn’t okay with it.

Lol, you’re so ‘tistic
‘Tistic moment

‘tistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021