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transvestigation

Looking for signs that a person may be transgender.
A Wendy Williams transvestigation is nothing new.
transvestigation by Kerrsenn October 22, 2019

Transtesticle 

Transtesticle (Noun)

A Transtesticle is a woman who has had a sex change and now has a thong dong. Transtesticles can usually be found trying to slam beers with the guys at a local bar, arm wrestling, and like flannel shirts.

Transtesticles are also known as: manginas, thong-dongs, switch hitters, and have many other names
Transtesticles enjoy booty busts.
Transtesticle by Bastardfeet88 July 20, 2014

Transvestsite 

Any internet site, role-playing game, or other form of non-personal electronic medium which allows the user to pose as virtually anyone. This is primarily enacted by males, especially in an early adolescent stage of development, who pretend to be females in hopes of attracting both unheard of amounts attention, and possibly cyber, due to their inherent need to act like a lonely, seducing, barely legal teen.

Why this occurs is unknown to modern science, but great strides are being made in the field by independent researchers. As of now, these facts are known: Any "female" who attempts to advertise that fact is, indeed, a male. Any female who cannot stop chatting with guys, about "guy things", such as cars, other women, or what they happen to be (or not be) wearing, is most likely a guy. There are cases, however, that this is proven false. further testing is required. And finally, any female who attempts anything sexual, blatantly or otherwise, is most likely a male.

If there is a victim of a transvestsite you know, few simple steps should be taken:
1) If they do not know their one night stand, or relationship, was with a transvestsite, do not tell them so, but rather allow them to continue in peace.
1b) If it is known that there was a transvestsite encounter, instead of the advertised, tell the victim that they were joking, and that it was a clever way to "break up".
2) Administer a reassuring therapy session, telling the victim that it was not their fault.
3) Repress any sort of memory of the incident, and advise the victim to do the same.
Jerry: Dude! I got some hot tail last night over MySpace!

Skippy: Who?

Jerry: Her name was "lovely for you".

Skippy: Oh, man... that's Chris...

Jerry: Chris...tine?

Skippy: No. Chris from English class. He's a transvestsite.

Jerry: oh.... Duuuude....
Transvestsite by Fig_Newton March 8, 2009

Transvistite

1) someone who was giving XP users shit because they had vista then switched back to XP because of crashes
2)someone who switches loyalty between XP and Vista more then twice
1) guy #1: OMG john over there had vista like 2 weeks ago, why is he on XP?
guy #2: thats simple john is a Transvistite.
2) (guy #1) month 1: OMG vista is teh bomb!
month 2: vista sucks, XP is waaay better
month three: vista beats XP any day
(guy #2) stop being such a transvistite!
Transvistite by superatlasman September 28, 2009

transvertical

Someone (often short or vertically challenged) who identifies as a tall person.
She was much lower than the door opening, but she still bowed her head, as she is transvertical and believes that she will bump her head on stuff unless she bows her head
transvertical by Vrsovice June 2, 2023

Transvestite Donkey Witch 

Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: Who's that transvestite donkey witch?
Guy 2: That's Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: *vomits*