Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Mosquito Toned

A prepubescent boy who has a voice so high it resembles the mosquito tone (a high pitched noise which can only be heard by people under the age of 30)

1. You join in a game on xbox/ps3 and are greeted by a lobby of screaming mosquito toned boys.

2.You are in the mall and are annoyed at a group of preppy mosquito toned boys who think they're cool.

Mosquito Toned by Eaglesfan180 July 30, 2010

tove lo

A very hot and sexy woman names Tove Lo, if you don't know her fuckin looker her up. She's a 1000/10. Hot af, cool, nice, amazing, great music, sexy af, would totally do her if I could, and the list goes on!! Look her up if you don't believe me, you probs at least know her, she wrote "Stay High(Habits)" and "Talking Body" both great top 100 hit songs.

Damm shes so a tove lo.

tove lo by Tovelo'sbitch March 14, 2017

toedigger 

to stick your toe into a moist vagina and then wiggle it very slightly back and forth.

leads to the sticky toes.

Royce G. is a total toedigger.
she felt it.

toedigger by Billy Idols's brother Craigg October 14, 2007

Toledo Panic Button 

1. When you shoot your partner to prove you’re not in working together.

2. Pretending to catch a criminal in the act that you are in fact working with.

3. Con-artist pretending to turn on each other in-order to dupe the Mark.

1. Richard Rovair used the old Toledo Panic Button tactic and shot his friend then pretended to give chase when the Mob Boss caught them stealing. Lucky for his friend it was only a flesh wound.

2. Tommy didn't almost get shot by accident. Hughes Johnson pulled a Toledo Panic Button on him when when his neighbors came home they found Tommy and Hughes inside their house, and their expensive plants being stolen. Hughes said he heard a strange noise, went to check it out, and saw someone stealing. His neighbors think Hughes is a hero now.

~EmptyFace

Toledo Panic Button by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace February 27, 2015

Toned 

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.

Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.

Toned by Funployee June 21, 2007

Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back

The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.

Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin by c0rr January 19, 2011