Toughing 

To pleasure one through either fisting or giving a handjob.

A girl was toughing him for the first time.

Toughing by fdlkdjnk.,c June 4, 2011

Funeral Touting 

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.

That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!

Funeral Touting by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017

Touring the 3rd Floor 

When you fucked somebody but you're trying to cover it up the next morning. Or even the night of for that matter.

Wes: You definitely fucked him last night
Sue: No we were just touring the 3rd floor.
Wes: I'm sure you were

Touring the 3rd Floor by The Wandering Man September 2, 2009

Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis

Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou

Touting yourself bijou by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009

Toughing 

To pleasure another by either fisting or giving a hand job

Olivia: haha nothing like smelling a bum at the crack of dawn!

James: Uh whats that smell and why does my ass hurt so much. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!

Olivia: STOP TOUGHING MY GENITALS

James:"toughing" thats a new slang word

Olivia: LMFAO

Toughing by oliviaozone June 1, 2011

Tonging 

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.

I tonged like 40 times last night

Tonging by Graham January 19, 2004

jay tooging 

the act of slipping into an elevatoog as the doors are closing. This is typically done by the top 5% who believe their time is worth more than everyone else's. Once you start, you can't stop; it's an addiction.

"Did I just see you jay tooging"
"I will not tolerate jay tooging in MY elevatoog! Get the f*ck out!"
"Hey, wanna go jay tooging?"
"Do you know why I pulled you over son?
Son: no
We have on your record 47 attempts of 1st degree jay tooging"
"Well blow me down skip, your a jay tooger!"
"Never thought I'd talk to a wanted jay tooger"
"I lost my jay tooging license, can I borrow yours?"
"What are you in for?

jay tooging"

jay tooging by anotherAlex154 November 12, 2018