Tonny 

Always contributes to a social setting with continuous and non-stop dialogue. Sometimes between themselves and more often with others. Tends to be very sporadic, high energy, and has tendencies to go through episodes of being a troll. Considered a great friend and person, but will roast you whenever he gets the chance.

"Man, Austin is being such a Tonny."

Tonny by Mvnny March 22, 2021

tonnage law

"The vessel, or vehicle with the greatest gross tonnage has the right of way."

Based in part on the navigation rule about ships restricted in ability to maneuver and how other ships need to stay away. And the reality of if there is a collision between two or more vehicles the smaller vehicles will take more damage than the larger vehicles. And that greater amount of damage is shared with the occupants of the smaller vehicle.

Smart car v. F-350 crew cab pickup. Pickup driver is shook up and possibly bruised from the airbag, they can walk away. Smart car driver is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital with multiple fractures and or internal injuries. Moral of the story, violating the tonnage law will end up in pain & suffering. Even though you may have the right to be where you are, the right will not protect you from harm.

tonnage law by Dammitmon July 10, 2011

shit tonnes 

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

shit tonnes by ebsva June 10, 2012

tonnemacher

Although this looks like a last name it is used as a first name to call men that are athletic, funny, stunnigly good looking, and intelligent.

Person 1 " hey tonnemacher. hows it going?"
tonnemacher "good"
Person 2 "what is tonnemacher?"
Person 1 "someone that is hot and cool at the same time."

tonnemacher by Call it like it is January 26, 2009

tonni 

Tonni is a cool and sexy girl she is sporty hyper and pretty. Who ever meets her will be really lucky. She is a good kisser to

This is so a tonni

tonni by Hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa November 16, 2016

alec tonno 

N. -

Music is... Alec Tonno.

Music is...Alec Tonno.

alec tonno by anonymous human being May 14, 2015

Tonnesen 

When you have a threesome on a bench in a public park

I had a tonnesen last night

Tonnesen by Florentino#69 Folkeparken September 6, 2016