Twoaning 

The act of moaning, complaining and generally expressing ones unhappiness about life and it's problems using Twitter. It is also used to describe when someone uses Twitter to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.

'Why is Jack always twoaning about his life?'

Person 1: 'Why is Ellie posting about all her problems on Twitter?'
Person 2: 'She is totally twoaning for attention'

Twoaning by AshieDawg March 4, 2013

Toading 

A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.

This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.

All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.

Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?

Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.

Toading by RTM 1963 October 1, 2021

Wee-toning 

Failure to urinate amongst a crowd of gentlemen!

Classic James, silently wee-toning

Wee-toning by El_melocoton October 11, 2016

Toading 

When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.

"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"

Toading by Butt Chief. April 20, 2013

toading 

In a RPG, online MUD or online community, to be toaded means to be kicked out, deleted or killed. This is in virtual reality.

If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.

toading by Jack's Medulla Oblongata November 26, 2007

towning 

Being a townie in an area where there isn't much to do, chilling around town without a particular plan or goal

Hey, we're gonna go towning tonight, wanna come?

towning by Deeves May 29, 2004

Towning 

To go into and wonder round the town

I went towning while you had to clip your moms toenails ha ha

Towning by The Son Of Darkness October 2, 2005