thumping the lemur 

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, [teasing the weasel[, tossing the turkey, walking the [dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

thumping the lemur by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008

Thumping Gourd 

the act of kicking someone's ass in a way that causes them to have thoughts of suicide.

"dude, why aren't you online? i've been thumping gourd all day long."

Thumping Gourd by big goobie April 22, 2010

thumping onion 

When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy

"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"

thumping onion by Thumping dogs January 8, 2017

thumping kind

those with the car sound systems 'on steroids' heard two blocks away!!

i was sitting at a light being tortured by the thumping kind!

thumping kind by michael foolsley November 18, 2009

Thumping Tommy 

Specifically a phrase describing a morning erecting. Much like morning glory, morning wood.

Wow! Had a right Thumping Tommy this morning!

Thumping Tommy by Old rusty Jees May 30, 2018

thumping peaches 

When two females of any species rub their vaginal lips (pussies) together. Lesbian Sex.

God dammit babe, The lesbians upstairs are “thumping peaches” again!

thumping peaches by Dangalangtime69 June 17, 2022

Nest Thumping 

When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.

When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.

Nest Thumping by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020