Skip to main content

throner boner 

A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.

also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
'what are you doing sunday night?'

"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'

'Did you see last weeks' episode?'

"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
throner boner by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015
throner boner mug front
Get the throner boner mug.
See more merch

Throner Boner 

All the Throner Boner's lost their minds tonight when the lights went out.
Throner Boner by Mr Saint Jake April 29, 2019

Game of throner 

The boner I get from watching game of thrones
After that last episode what the hell am I supposed to do with this game of throner?
Game of throner by jeffn August 27, 2017

Throne Room 

The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.
Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.
Throne Room by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Throne of Glass 

1) A glass throne.

2) The start of the most painful experience any fantasy fangirl could ever go through.
-
A book series that will crush you into tiny little pieces and make you scream out your feels.

-
Beware of the Sarah J Mass, she will become your best friend and enemy at the same time.
"Throne of Glass made me want to punch a wall and scream for a few hours."

The King's Throne 

It's the place where the king reigns, and passes judgment.
It's also commonly understood to be the toilet!

Alternative wordplays may be doing number 2, or send some faxes.
Man, I gotta go to the king's throne right now!
If not I'll shit in my pants!

Even though it will be funny to see you shit your pants, the king's throne room is that way!
The King's Throne by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

throne surfing 

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
throne surfing by bjergen June 25, 2010