The Wind Lizard 

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.

Praise the Wind Lizard!

The Wind Lizard by PTWL November 14, 2018

The wind cries mary 

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

The wind cries mary by Noia November 8, 2013

The Wind Cries Mary 

A phrase for when you smell weed in the vicinity, on a person, in the air, or just in general. Also referring to the potency of the plant.

"Dammit Shawn! Have you been smoking without me? I know you're lying, the wind cries Mary!"
"Shit son, the Mary cries like the wind. I think I'm gonna have to sit down."

The Wind Cries Mary by sabata March 28, 2015

The Wind Up

When your beating your meat and your about to cum and you speed your stroke up. Then when your shooting you slow the stoke up the get the best out of your session.

Another word: *Pitch*

"When I was watching a porno last night, I started The Wind Up during the first sex scene."

The Wind Up by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

The Wind Chamber 

see also dutch oven A deadly cavern of toxic gas, generated by the repeated release of farts from ones arse under the duvet

Girlfriend ' you can get to f**k if you think Im getting into the wind chamber with you, it's a cavern of evil in there you sweaty egg blender '

The Wind Chamber by PBC January 17, 2008

The Wind Catcher 

When you fart into your hand and throw it into someones face forcing them to smell it.

Man my nostrils are burning from the wind catcher.

The Wind Catcher by tels January 14, 2010

the wind tunnel guy 

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.

Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?

the wind tunnel guy by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021