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The John Scale
The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.
Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.
Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.
Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"
Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"
Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"
The John Scale by JammaJ64 December 22, 2013
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The Yale Scale
An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.
*whistles* Wow, I'd say she's a 6-1-8 on The Yale Scale.
Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.
Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.
The Yale Scale by NZCDCeleb July 10, 2011
The Cocoa Scale
An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.
The Cocoa Scale is:
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
The Cocoa Scale by i-ain May 30, 2009
The Mervin Scale
A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.
Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.
Simple, really.
Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.
Simple, really.
MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!
The Mervin Scale by MiniFunk February 21, 2011
A 0 on the Richter Scale
A 0 on the Richter Scale by Herobrine Richter March 12, 2019
The Adam Scale
Ryan: “what would you put Jamie on the Adam scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale”
The Adam Scale by Krazplayz September 14, 2020