The Steamer 

Nickname given to LeBron James, small forward for the Miami Heat, paying homage to his two most memorable feats: (1) when he shit on the entire city of Cleveland by announcing on LIVE TV that he was leaving them for Miami, (2) when he choked harder than anyone has ever choked before, during the 2011 NBA Finals.

Chris: "Did you know that the Steamer STILL hasn't asked the mother of his children to marry him?"

Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."

The Steamer by HoboSpider December 27, 2011

THE STANLEY STEAMER 

Farting while taking a hot steamy shower with another person.

When in the shower with your significant other pretend to drop the soap, have them get it and then fart in their face . Deny any smell. Give them the stanley steamer.

THE STANLEY STEAMER by Nicole Osborn April 13, 2008

The Brodine Steamer 

A brodine steamer is when you drill a hole in a girls belly button. You the proceed to take a dump in the new hole. Then you go to pound town on the newly created oriface.

"Did you hear that last night Cole gave Avery The Brodine Steamer?"
"Wicked bro."

The Brodine Steamer by 420RealNigga420 January 30, 2017

The death steamer

While engaging in sexual intercourse, you make a small incision into your partners chest. Upon your partner focusing on the wound, you quickly take a shat into the wound

My wife is still in the hospital becuase i gave her the death steamer.

The death steamer by fordgrizzly December 16, 2009

The Real Steamer 

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

The Real Steamer by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020

The roseville screamer 

when having missionary sex with a girl, you stop mid thrust and violently scream in her face. then keep going like nothing happened.

Brandon: did you get with your slam piece last night?
Jake: yeah dude i pulled the roseville screamer on her
Brandon: haha nice dude
Jake: yeah she did it back.. it was weird.

The roseville screamer by thevillesfinest March 16, 2011

The Cleveland Steamer 

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (SEE ALSO
HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

It was a severance fuck anyway, so I left her a Cleveland Steamer.

The Cleveland Steamer by John Boy December 23, 2003