Skip to main content

The Buffet Lean 

A position one assumes whilst eating at a buffet in order to store more food. The buffet lean is accomplished by placing the non-utensil using arm on the table, and leaning forward to vertically increase the size of the abdominal cavity, thus allowing for more food to be packed in.
"Damn man, i'm full. i spent 11 dollars on that buffet and i only had two plates!"
- "So get the buffet lean goin! pussy!"
The Buffet Lean mug front
Get the The Buffet Lean mug.
See more merch

The Gavin Lean 

When a man decides to lean upon another man’s woman for physical support. This tactic may be used to steal said woman from said man.
“Hey man, I’m feeling really insecure about that guy over there leaning on my gf like that.”
“Yeah you should, he’s doing The Gavin Lean.”

The Brady lean 

When you're falling out on a blue AKA Fentanyl and you lean forward to the left as you're falling out it's a beautiful dance
Hey look at that guy over there doing the Brady lean

The Kirk Lean 

The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.
"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."
The Kirk Lean by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025

lean in for the kill 

"Then I'm going to lean in for the kill." Mark said.
"Nice job dude!!" Harry exclaimed.

The Leaning Tower of Pissa 

Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.
George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.

The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction
I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.