The Hand Shake

The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.

Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.

The Hand Shake by John Kellis Fernando March 1, 2007

the hand that feeds 

a song written by trent reznor of nine inch nails on the with teeth album

Will you bite the hand that feeds
Will you chew until it bleeds
Can you get up off your knees
are you brave enough to see
do you want to change it

the hand that feeds by Jesse Iniguez June 16, 2008

The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger 

A special burger that comes on an everything bagel

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger, you should try it!"

The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

the Hand of Yeti 

Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).

The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.

She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!

The Hand of Yeti causeth me to go brrrrrrr

the Hand of Yeti by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"

The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"

The hand-unit by EeveLyn November 30, 2020

the hand shake

similar to the shocker, accept its 4 in the stink and 1 in the pink, almost like your giving the girls private area a hand shake.

john: dude did you give her the shocker?

mike: nahh dude i gave her the hand shake

the hand shake by handshakeman July 10, 2011

The Hand Before Time 

The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.

That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.

The Hand Before Time by Ron J. Livingston December 14, 2010