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Chrissy the Coon 

1.Used to describe someone with a duality of negative qualities often associated with both urban and rural life.

The arrogance and ignorance of country combined with the selfish and ruthless nature developed while living in the city.

2.Someone who is extremely offensive but gets butthurt when you call him out on it.

3. A simpleton who lacks enough self awareness to see the hypocrisy in his actions and opinions.

4. A trump supporter.
Good person: Wow, have you heard that guy Chris sued Donna when he stubbed his toe on her porch?

2nd Good person: Yeah, he's a real Chrissy the Coon.
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The Real Coon Cam 

Matt Coonan's video camera

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the coons 

the coons are a group of people that are alpha males they have the biggest dicks and would fuck any girl in sight ecept keith he is a dickless faggot and gets no bitches unlike Dylan has the biggest and juiciest dick that your girlfriend would want (yes im stroking myself when typing this) sam is the second biggest dick ever and dylan and sam do threesomes, one in the mouth one in the back and they highfive over the girl when she is bent over jack is the tallest mother fucker in the group i swear hes a nigga too bad that monkey cant swim with all that being said keith your still a fucking niggerrrrr and will get no bitches and would fuck fiona wrote by keiths big black monkey brother
hey stacy should we get gangbanged by the coons