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rule of the colombiana 

the rule of the colombiana; all colombiana 19 or over must take a cock in her ass once per week in order to maintain her perfect colombiana ass
she has a great ass because she always obeys the rule of the colombiana

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.
{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.

The Villa/New Columbia 

A housing project in North Portland, OR.
Mostly Black project with some latinos.
Lotta gangs and drugs.
Was worst in the 80s and 90s but still not the greatest.
Example 1:

Guy 2: What you banging?

Guy 1: Columbia Villa Crips cuz.

Guy 2: Naw nigga, its about that Hoover Criminals.

Guy 3: Your all wrong, its bout dat Rolling 60s.

Example 2:

Dude 1: Where your from? Im from Beaverton.

Dude 2: LMAO, Im from "The Villa/New Columbia" Nigga.