That Escalated Quickly 

A phrase used by actor Will Ferrel to describe when a situation goes from calm to Jesus unleashing wrath on earth.

Tom: I hate Kim so much
Fred: Like how much?
Tom: How much? I dislike her so kuch that I would rape her, then burn her in the volcano if Mordor, and send her ashes to the sun on a hydrogen bomb. Thats how much.
Fred: Well, That Escalated Quickly!

That Escalated Quickly by Water is wet July 7, 2014

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her 

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

Why is that even a brainer? 

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."

"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"

Why is that even a brainer? by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

boys that eat pineapples 

1. a human of the male gender that consumes pineapples

2. why did you look this up it's pretty self-explanatory

Boy 1: "hey do you eat pineapples?"
Boy 2: "yea i'm one of the boys that eat pineapples."

boys that eat pineapples by boy who eats pineapples April 27, 2021

hit that elguer 

A maneuver that involves the throwing up of one's hands in front of them as one would while surrendering and backing away with a sarcastic and biting air. It's a way of backing off or away from a situation while still making the other person your bitch.

How to "Hit that Elguer"

Boy: *Talking to girl*
2nd Boy: *walks in*
Girl: *leaves first boy and begins talking to second boy*
Boy: *hits that Elguer and backs away from the couple* *Winks* (To 2nd Boy) "Go ahead, have her, you're my bitch tho."
2nd boy: *too salty to come up with response*

hit that elguer by Chingarme February 26, 2014

that ether 

That shit that make your soul burn slow.

Johnson gave Roy Jones a taste of that ether.

that ether by Adnis Reeves October 21, 2004