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tempting & distorting 

(noun)
a behavior characterized by the act of employing sarcastic or crude remarks with the intention of enticing a person into participating in a joke, followed by using their response out of context and treating it as if it were a serious statement.

This practice involves luring individuals into engaging in a conversation or reacting emotionally, only to later exploit their words or actions to embarrass or humiliate them. Tempting & Distorting commonly employs misdirection and manipulation to achieve its desired effect, often at the expense of the targeted individual.
"You were tempting & distorting by talking in an amusing tone"
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ass tempting 

unbelievably sexually appealing; beyond HAWT (e.g. justin bieber)
Tom: you think justin bieber is ass tempting!
James: ya i know! like OMG, he's such a piece of eye candy!
Tom: ur a fag
ass tempting by JBisasstempting November 24, 2011

Templing 

The function of committing sexual acts in a religious setting or building of any kind.

The verb is split into two parts Templ - ing. The first part can easily be changed to where ever this act occurred. I.E. Church-ing, Synagog-ing etc.

It can also be used singular or without the -ing.
Damn, i just templed her nice and hard!

How did you temple her?

When did you templed him?

Eww, why would you ever temple that piece of trash?

I love to temple!

My parents caught me while templing this really attractive girl at me sisters Bat Mitzvah.
Templing by XXXDJMANXXX October 18, 2011
Overcomplicating things
Replacing words to try and sound more intelligent
They are warmnice people with big hearts turns into "They're humid prepossessing Homo Sapeins with full sized aortic pumps" - Temping 2016
Temping by xiaolon December 7, 2016
Tracking basal body temperature. One part of the FAM (Fertility Awareness Method) of birth control.
I bought my basal body thermometer and I’m going to start temping every morning!
Temping by K. Bon July 1, 2020

Templing 

When all residents of a household (your temple) are having sex with their partners at the same time.
"Fancy a templing tonight?" "Yeah, I'll give Tiff a ring, who are you getting round?"
Templing by deavo2306 October 12, 2011

temp ting 

Temp ting: A temporary person or situation or a sweet one (hot and temp innit)
“Bro that Albanian gyal is a temp ting

“Na man i won’t be diarrhoea forever its a temp ting