TEEKING

The act of one-upping or outperforming a troll. Trolling a troll for the purpose of offending or annoying them, often skillfully using their own techniques and strategies.

BEN: "Did you see that horribly offensive post that troll Erik posted?"
ART: "Fuck yeah I did! But it was hilarious my sister was teeking him all day!

TEEKING by Teekums June 20, 2017

teefiggz

Teefiggz, A beautiful, flawless creature out on this earth in the late 90's. Perfect in every way from head to toe deep to her soul.. A great person to talk to and spend time with.."scared of bridges though" Bottom Line- Teefiggz=perfection

John- " Hey who's that girl over there?"

Frank- " Oh, why that's Teefiggz."

John- "Is she nice?"

Frank- " Umm, Teefiggz is the nicest person on this planet! There's no reason not to like her, she's awesome."

John- " alright, I'm gonna introduce myself, I hope she's not mean."

Frank- " No worrys bro, she's not."

teefiggz by "Pg" October 16, 2013

teeting 

Fingering someone in their thigh gap near their vagina

When Joesph was teeting me i couldn't help but to scream it felt so good!

teeting by monicasnapper47 April 22, 2017

tweefing 

Queefing while tweeting

Tara couldn't get anything done at work today. After a long night, she was tweefing all day.

tweefing by monabonejakon October 20, 2017

teeing

The act of texting whilst one pees.

Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.

teeing by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014

toefingersalad 

Young Jofuss Dean dips his willy in Katie’s homemade salad and then feeds the remains to Dave’s victims

Victims to Dave: “What’s for tea”
Dave: “a freshly made toefingersalad”

toefingersalad by Naz Naz May 1, 2019

Teeking

Sending multiple chat messages/emails/SMS to convey a single message. With either intent to annoy, or your mind is too hyperactive to condense your content into one complete message.

Example:

Mike: Hey whats up?
Mike: I am going to

Jimmy: Going to what?
Mike: Going to do something today.
Jimmy: Okay....? Why are you telling me?
Mike: wanna join? I'm bringing the boat!
Jimmy: Go swimming?
Mike: Yeah.
Jimmy: Yeah. OMW

Could you please stop teeking, i don't have time to check my phone every minute. Speak your piece.

Teeking by BoydGuyManson March 12, 2021