tech support 

the meaningless job that all Devry drop outs get stuck with becuase they are to lazy to graduate college, but just smart enough to piss someone off on the phone and accidently hang up on them because i'm so goddamn pissed off that i just tried to hang myself with my phone cord but i'm such a raging pansy that everytime i get close to blacking out i freak out and just continue on with the call. Tech support reps are the most pent up raging potential violent crimnals in America. I hate my life and i don't give a shit if you can't get on the internet.

Caller:i can't get on the internet
Tech Support: is your computer on.
Caller:uh... is that the big gray box or the small black one?
Tech:(on mute:Kill me now God.) The big one.
Caller:it's supposed to be on?
Tech:(on mute: why do you allow people to live God?)Yes Sir.
Caller: Well give me a minute and i'll turn it on.
Tech:(on mute- You stupid ass hole turn on your goddamn computer before you call, i hate you,your wife,your children even your cat, i hate your cat.) Sure thing Sir take your time.(since i've got all f-ing day.) That's what i'm here for.
Caller: Your such a nice person to be so patient with me.
Tech: Thank you sir.(on mute-i wish death on you. Why? why did i deserve this living hell?)

STOP CALLING ME I HATE ALL OF HUMANITY. That's tech support

tech support by TSPAUL January 21, 2006

indian tech support 

Some cunts who call your phone and steal your money

I just got called by a indian tech support, he almost took 1 000$ from me

indian tech support by Kloody klee May 4, 2017

Tech Savvy

a stupid word boomer teachers used to describe being good with computers.

Guy 1: Hey man, you just turn on the computer with the button right there
Teacher: You're so tech savvy!
Guy 2: Bruh.

Tech Savvy by shut up will you January 6, 2021

Tech Suiting 

The act of putting on a tech suit

“I’m tech suiting for the meet tomorrow”

Tech Suiting by Joe_Is_Cool January 23, 2020

Microsoft Tech Support 

A middle-aged man named Vihaan, greets you with the phrase, "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"

Me: Hi, I got this message and it says to call you.
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*

Microsoft Tech Support by XDhobo June 10, 2019

Indian Tech Support 

It's just like the title says. Horribly made and retarded.

I called up the Indian Tech Support and they called me a faggot.

Indian Tech Support by SnuggleBuddies June 5, 2017

tech-stack 

Tech-stack is spinster millennial speak for "software package". When a company presents you with a "tech-stack" - go find someone more experienced.

We have no idea what our client needs, but if we present some things to them and call it a tech-stack that'll make it sound much more important than "a set of software recommendations".

tech-stack by Pork Shank May 10, 2018