sycophantic

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.

Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?

sycophantic by puffyjacket November 13, 2007

sycophant 

One who blatantly kisses as to get ahead, especially at work.

Dude, did you see Chuck Davidenko in Rod's office the other day? What a f*****g sycophant!

sycophant by dangdude September 13, 2011

Sycophant 

1. Suck Up
2. Sonny Maeng

God I hate Sonny...what a sycophant ass n***a

Sycophant by OSoNe.StalCaT January 16, 2010

Kate sycophant 

Massively delusional fan of Kate Middleton ( Prince William's on/off girlfriend) that lives on royal forums. A little hysterical. Easily identifiable...

observer: "Kate Middleton's uncle Gary has been filmed cutting up lines of cocaine."

Kate sycophant: "Leave Kate alone! Everyone has a black sheep in their family."

Kate sycophant by Banana the Great March 22, 2010

sycophantic introspection 

This psychological self-assessment is the result of teaching that pride the deadly sin can copulate with self-esteem the evil twin and give birth to something good.

Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"

society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.

sycophantic introspection has produced another narcissistic village idiot, if only they had learned CRITICAL INTROSPECTION.

sycophantic introspection by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

Sycophant 

Modernised definition: "Ass kisser".

One who "sucks up" to another to achieve personal gain.

Dude One: "Oh my gawd did you see John yesterday with the boss?"

Dude Two: "Sycophantic fag."

Dude One: "I complimented the boss and got a raise!"
Dude Two: "Filthy sycophant..."

Sycophant by Paradox. April 13, 2010

sycophantasy

sycophantasy v. ˈsɪkəfənt tə-z

the use of a known unrealistic or highly improbable supposition to flatter, win favor, or manipulate from individuals wielding influence on the presumption that knowingly lying will yield benevolence from this pathological state through conceit
(from Latin sȳcophanta, a slanderer, swindler, from Greek sukophantēs, literally: the person showing a fig, apparently referring to the fig sign used in making an accusation, from sukon fig + phainein to show; sense probably developed from ``accuser'' to ``informer, flatterer'')

His repeated unsubstantiated accusations about rampant liberal violence was born out of his sycophantasy that it would embolden and motivate the conservative protesters to act with unjustified "in kind" responses.

sycophantasy by zenllama May 31, 2011