Swillered 

To be triggered to an overly excessive point while losing any type of rational thought and self control.

He was so swillered after that USC loss I thought he was going to bust open an artery.

Swillered by BruWin4Life October 4, 2017

swisher sweets 

A damn good cigar. The smoke has a mild sweet flavor to it.

Pass me one of them swisher sweets

swisher sweets by PaulWall July 26, 2003

swiffered 

to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered

Omg I just got swiffered by your sister!!

swiffered by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE! April 19, 2009

Swisher Blunt 

a box of swisher sweets; usually four to six cigars to roll a marijuana blunt.

smoked a million Swisher Blunt's and I ain't never coming down.

Swisher Blunt by barbhelkey October 25, 2011

switzered 

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

switzered by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

slithered 

to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc

Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fifth a' some Takka an' gettin' slithered.

slithered by andrew May 21, 2004

Stoned Swisher 

Take a hit of marijuana , hold it in, take a hit of a Swisher or a Black, hold and exhale.

Yo mane!! I just did the Stoned Swisher. I can't feel my legs and your dog said he loved me!!!

Stoned Swisher by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010