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Swagmister 

A person who has so much ice, it feels like a midget is hanging from there necklace.
My pal said he liked my sandles, now he calls me the Swagmister
Swagmister by coolcat1234 June 4, 2010

Swag Master of the Universe 

Someone who's outrageous swagger is so unreal and mind-blowingly amazing that he/she is named a Swag Master. However, since only one Swag Master of the Universe can exist, one's swag must be so intense and epic that people physically pass out from prolonged exposure to it. That is what constitutes a Swag Master of the Universe.
Some examples of past winners of the honorous title "Swag Master of the Universe" include interenet meme star Kamina with the epic cape and shades, and more recently Justin Bieber... LOL jk.

swag master general 

having far more swag and the knowledge of, than anybody else that you have been appointed into an official postion regarding swag.
hey have you seen kyler S?

who is that

you know the swag master general

Swag Master 

A person who walks with a bounce in their step and makes anything look like it's more fun than it actually is.
Can also be used as 'swagga mister' in appropriate situations of complete spectacularity.
Look at Matt the swag master walking down the street with his hat turner sideways! He's got his swagga on today!
Swag Master by Ginny Jay October 5, 2010

Smaimaster 

A youtuber who failed on april 5th, also has a massive ego
Smaimaster failed on april 5th

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core
Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020