Eating rice with stilts 

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

Eating rice with stilts by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

Cunt Stilts 

Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.

Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!

Cunt Stilts by Lance.Pimpstrong June 21, 2010

Box On Stilts 

Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.

Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.

Yea, Box on Stilts...

Box On Stilts by B. Hanback April 16, 2009

House on stilts 

A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.

"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"

House on stilts by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

kilts on stilts

exhibiting courage in the face of danger; uninhibited, or oblivious to the risk of embarrassment.

Joe's decision to play a full hour of lounge records at the rave was kilts on stilts.

kilts on stilts by quantazelle March 23, 2009

shit on stilts 

Used to describe something which surpasses a simple standard of poor quality.

"This band are shit"
"They're not just shit, they're shit on stilts".

shit on stilts by Lex Icographer April 19, 2018

Ducky On Stilts

A homosexual that thinks they are better than everyone else. They are often seen showing off their tounge piercing because they think they're just so hardcore, and making out with random guys to dfraw attention to themselves.

"Man, look at that guy over there. He thinks just because he has a boyfriend he can go around being a complete ass."
"Yeah. What a ducky."
"Psh. Ducky on STILTS."

Ducky On Stilts by Booboofacecakester December 20, 2009