Steve Harrington 

(n.)
A teenager from Stranger Things who gives bad dating tips and a popular jock who turned into a doting mother of four.
He deserves someone better than Nancy, but he is too attached to his four kids and baseball bat with nails to date someone.

Steve Harrington's character development is a wonderful thing.
Steve should adopt Dustin.
Steve give me some of that Faberge.
Steve loves Dustin, Mike, Lucas, Max, Mike, and KFC more than Nancy.

Steve Harrington by belisantisocial October 31, 2017

Even-steven 

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.

Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....

Even-steven by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020

Steve Pachal 

The act of using your own fecal matter as lube to masterbate in a public restroom.

I had to steve pachal before leaving the restaurant.

Steve Pachal by #stevepachal June 7, 2016

A Pet Named Steve 

A pet that's imaginary to Markiplier the YouTube gamer. Also may prove that Markiplier has lost it lolz

Define A Pet Named Steve

A Pet Named Steve by Flitch 292 July 30, 2016

STOKED STEVE 

A state of happiness/excitement beyond just stoked. When heard shouting "Stoked Steve", people are immediately drawn to your voice, wondering one of two things: (1) you are high on a combination of methamphetamine and crack cocaine or (2) something wonderful in your life just happened. A feeling that many of us will experience just once in our lives, no better presentation of this emotion can be seen through the video of "Said Guy".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Scp_V9m8E

YEAAAHHHHH STOKED STEVE

STOKED STEVE by #JUSTABROTHERRR (Your Welcome) April 11, 2011

A pet named steve 

Markiplier's imaginary pet in Google Feud.

Can the government control a pet named steve

A pet named steve by poohead0730 November 14, 2016

steve blowjobs 

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

steve blowjobs by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014