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Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

snatched my weave 

A phrase used to describe being astoundingly impressed
Holy shit! Did you see their dance choreography? Parris Goebel just totally snatched my weave
snatched my weave by Cocomon March 4, 2016

snatched 

Used to take the place of 'on fleek', 'perfect', 'on point' or 'fashionable'.
Girl your outfit is snatched. Your make-up snatched huny. They just hatin cause im always snatched.
snatched by plumcoco October 10, 2016

snatched 

a popular term in the gay community referring to good looks, fierceness, or something good.
"that wig is snatched hunny! is it real or synthetic?"
snatched by flipandtwist2x September 12, 2011

weave snatched 

When the tea is too good and you’re extremely shook
Person 1- sis you won’t believe the tea I have for you today
*spills tea*
Person 2 - sis the tea was piping hot weave snatched
weave snatched by sister shooketh December 30, 2018

Snatched 

To slay someone so hard, their weave flies off into the distance.
Omg Beyoncé had me snatched with her pregnancy announcement and her Grammys preformance!
Snatched by Breethequeen April 22, 2017