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Wayne Stated 

Basically this is when you get screwed and its 100% not your fault... its the system.
When you wake up at 6:30, get to wayne at 8 and Kresgee isn't unlocking its doors. So you freeze for like 5 mins till somebody hears you dying outside. Then you get inside and they are doing construction so now you cant even study. "Man I got wayne stated today"
Wayne Stated by imfurzini May 22, 2018
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Facebook Stalemate 

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
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Layne Staley 

Unlike a post a few up, Layne was one of the inventors of the Seattle Grunge rock sound, and one to get the least credit. Along with Mudhoney, solely invited the sound ripped by many grunge bands. Unlike the post a few up, an AMAZING song writer who brought us such songs as "Nutshell", "Down in A Hole", "Frogs", "Sea of Sorrow", and the list goes on. A much more emotional writer than Eddie Vedder EVER will be. Mixed emotion and grunge, but thankfully never did "emo" music.
Best singer, songwriter, and band.
See also Jerry Cantrelland lice in Chains
Layne Staley put a whole movement on the map.
Layne Staley by Rexall June 10, 2004

World Stared

The process of getting Knocked out cold on video
Damn, son got world stared yo!

Hot Staley 

Getting your ass beat by an Irish man, then vomiting everywhere.
"Hey Bro, wanna go listen to some Jack Johnson and give me a hot staley later?"
Hot Staley by scurituric December 8, 2009
Something that is obviously planned and rehearsed
Omg that video was so staged
Staged by Idk.idk.idk February 25, 2018

Stale Meme 

A meme with an unfunny concept that has probably been overused with no thought. It might have been funny before, but overused.
"Hey look, a gorilla! Rip Harambe!"

"That's a stale meme."
Stale Meme by Harmony Sanderson December 27, 2016