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national dick sucking day 

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho
ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

shucking and jiving 

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.
Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.
shucking and jiving by Mack C February 23, 2007

Sucking the Glass Dick 

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

brown sucking

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.
brown sucking by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

sucking dick 

What all OU girls absolutely love to do. Those bitches throw neck on any nigga and love the taste of cum. All you have to do to get some is just ask, but I advise you not to do that unless you want an STD.
Bro, last night I saw two OU girls sucking dick on the same dude, holy fuck these bitches are hoes.
sucking dick by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

butt-sucking loser 

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.
quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.