Spindlewhore 

A girl who teases their boyfriend to the point where his chromosomes separate, much like what a spindle does.

Poor Johnny. His girl keeps playing games with him. He’s losing his mind. Damn spindlewhore doesn’t know when to stop.

Spindlewhore by 01ESUOH November 2, 2017

Spindle Sander 

When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.

Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.

Spindle Sander by J-Sleezy69 April 21, 2022

Bone and Spindle

When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.

I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft.

Bone and Spindle by Whitesugar50 June 7, 2018

spindletree 

A sexual position in which the man holds up the woman by the thighs or buttocks while she is positioned on his erect shaft. The man then proceeds to rotate in a circle while the woman leans her head back. A circle of other men proceed to cockslap the woman as her face spins around the circle.

Joe and Laura's intercourse got crazy when they invited Jimmy, Thomas, William, Philip, Johnathon, Michael, Dennis, and Horatio for a some crazy spindletree action.

spindletree by Theycantstop us June 26, 2010

Mr Spindles 

An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.

I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.

Mr Spindles by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021

Spindler 

The remanents of a stool left in the toilet bowl after multiple flushes that require the use of a toilet brush to remove.

After one number two, I needed the toilet brush to remove 3 or 4 'spindlers' from the bowl.

Spindler by Worst Teammate Experience December 15, 2008

Spindledrizzle 

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

Spindledrizzle by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022