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Spoiler Soiler 

A "spoiler soiler" is that one dickhead that ruins those times when you tell your friend some fake-ass spoilers. They should just stick with the joke and mentally ruin your naive friend, but they just HAD to ruin the joke.

It can be even worse by replacing the fake spoiler with a real spoiler.
Steve: "Yo, Cornelius! Did you know Hodor totes bangs Jon Snow in seasons 6?!"
Cornelius: "Oh my god, really! I didn't watch it! Damn, Steve, you are a huge peeeeenis."
Lisa: "Hey, Cornelius, that didn't actually happen. Steve is just lying."
Steve: "Goddammit Lisa! Don't be such a spoiler soiler!"
*steve dies*
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Kraje soiler 

A name given to someone who constantly soils everything - multis, gear, lovelife, sports bog te jebo I bet he’s even soiled his gače. Still a lovely cunt tho.
You’re soiled again, Kraje Soiler.
Kraje soiler by Jojppac2 November 23, 2021

Serial soiler 

A person with very poor bowel control who has repeatedly shat themselves either out of laziness or lack of control
MAN: *stood with a brown stain on his pants*
BOY: “look mum it’s the serial soiler”
Serial soiler by Urban man202 August 2, 2024

soiled it 

'Soiled it' is like the ultimate compliment, the highest of fives. 👏 It means you owned that thing so hard, you made it your own and without you, the whole show would be a total flop. Now go forth and 'soil' everything you do! 🌟🎉
1. Neymar's goal last night was so epic. His just "soiled it".

2. OMG that was such an epic guitar solo. You "soiled it" buddy.

3. I knew since the beginning you will do it. You "soiled it" absolutely.
soiled it by earthbuddy March 12, 2023

spoilerphobia 

(n.) fear of coming across a spoiler. can be preceded with specific kind of spoilerphobia.
I can't turn on the TV or go on the internet before I read the last Harry Potter book. I have Potter Spoilerphobia.
spoilerphobia by bayne4 August 3, 2007
An incredibly bad morning, following what quite possibly could have been the greatest night of your life.
After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.
Soimer by JoshStoneMantana March 18, 2009

furry little smilers 

An affectionate nickname for rabbits because they always look like they’re smiling.
C’mon you furry little smilers, here’s your breakfast salad!
furry little smilers by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019