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Skinless Jesus 

A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.
Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.
Skinless Jesus by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018

Skinless surprise 

My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed”

Skinless Cat

Someone who gets mad when they're spoken to rudely, but when they do it.. they don't see why the other person should be mad.

It's basically, someone who is one-sided about getting angry.
Tiger Woods' audience are full of such skinless cats.

Skinless sausage 

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"
In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.

Skinless Prisoner 

A skinless prisoner is someone who has a circumcised penis. They cannot escape their circumcised penis as it is and always will be a part of them thus making them a prisoner.
Cody was circumsized as a child, he’ll always be a skinless prisoner.

Skinless penis 

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.
I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.