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Siberian Breaks 

The most beautiful song written by the most beautiful band on this entire beautiful planet. A 12 minute and 6 second ear orgasm.
Hottest guy in the world: Wanna have sex?
Average girl: No thanks, I'm listening to Siberian Breaks.
A beautiful angel that has a heart of gold. She has a great sense of humour and her presence lights up the room. Is loyal to the people she loves and is very caring too! Can be misunderstood as being obnoxious and arrogant because she's so loud and bold, but is actually down to earth once you get to know her (don't let that cheeky smile put you off). She's very charismatic and popular! Everyone secretly wants to be her!
"I'm bored!, call Sibel up to hang!". "Aw it's the lovely Sibel!". "Who's that flawless girl?, it's Sibel".
Sibel by T.J Dawson April 25, 2019

Siberian Husky

A demonic little creature who eats your shoes, pees on the floor, and sheds everywhere yet still ends up to be the sweetest dog you'll ever encounter.
Non-husky Owner: omG i looove huskys tehy are the BESTESTIEST dogs everrr

Siberian Husky "owner": He's a lil shit.

siberian ice 

Vodka...if u will so call it that, sold in the city of madison, wisconsin. A 1.75 liter bottle costs less than a haircut, 3 gallons of gas, or a ZJ for that matter at 10$. The neutral grain spirits of the legendary bottle are not really even that neutral as the adjective suggests. Vodka is usually clear but siberian has particles floating in it noted to be the dead rotting remains of russian soldiers. Despite its cheapness it will make for many nites to remember as one stumbles into their shitfaced detox pitfall of doom.
God damn, i just took a 10 second pull off of that siberian ice, now i've got the wicked from all those dead russian soldier particles...so acidic.
siberian ice by deef remington November 7, 2007

Siberian Sandstorm 

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and you cum on the girl's face then throw sand on it
While Jared was fucking Chantelle, he gave that bitch the ol' siberian sandstorm. whore.
Siberian Sandstorm by Khalid A. January 5, 2011

Siberian Blast 

When a man ejaculates copious amounts of semen on someone's face to the point the face is no longer visible. (aka The Siberian Snowman)
I couldn't even kiss her goodnight after the Siberian Blast I gave her.
Siberian Blast by Papachops June 16, 2020