shortism 

An irrational belief that acting like an ass might somehow improve ones stature among his or her peers, but such antics usually diminishes that person in overall size.

What a little shit. His shortism is giving me a pain in the ass.

shortism by Sqeeezer May 31, 2007

Slooterism

The belief or following of the religion of Menslooter which follows the beliefs that staffing minecraft servers is cool, edating is lame, and that giving good sex is the way to go.

"My son converted to Slooterism and now he has a new girl every other day."

Slooterism by DannTheDank May 27, 2018

Scooterism

The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey

Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."

Scooterism by tokyo82 November 30, 2018

shorterscrustysweatyfeet 

a user on tiktok who is simply amazing, outstanding, and is my moot 🤪 literally the best human ever

Dude 1: Omg, u follow shorterscrustysweatyfeet?
Dude 2: yea ofc!!
Dude 3: omg, they’re the best user ever ur so cool 😎

shorterscrustysweatyfeet by magnoqlia July 1, 2021

Shortcrim 

A ikea plank who has no titties to her, gets bullied a bit and can be nice also a mean bitch sometimes.

Retard: Lol Shortcrim mad

Shortcrim:Shut the fuck up

Shortcrim by NoIdeaWhatAPseudonymIs July 16, 2020

shorterest 

shortest person ever

“you’re shorterest”

shorterest by kinggali November 14, 2021

Shortism 

Somebody so short, they act or are autistic

Carter has shortism

Shortism by Jeff Bobby Rizz Huzz October 7, 2025