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National Stomp on Short People Day 

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October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
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National throw short people day

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On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!
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National Kiss a Short Person Day

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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
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National Throw Short People Day

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On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.
“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”
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National short people day 

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Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house
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national kiss/hug a short person day 

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the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.
Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!
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