shizapple 

to do something awesome but stupid and then have no consiquences

After doing a front flip land on you head and no get a concoushin "Shizapple"

shizapple by top doq April 18, 2009

shitappens 

When you are too lazy to say shit happens so you decide to say them both at the exact same time.

person: aww man, i dropped my ice-cream!
another person: shitappens

shitappens by an incredibly bored person June 11, 2018