snissing 

Common in pregnant women, it's when you sneeze and piss at the same time.

I need to get used to snissing, now that I am 6 months pregnant.

snissing by tahoegrasshopper January 28, 2015

shossing 

Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.

'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."

shossing by joepus April 11, 2008

Spissing

(Verb) Combination of sperm and pissing. When you are busting a crazy nut and the sperm escapes your penis as fast as piss during urination.

"Dude! WTF! Your cummin like a hose"- Bitch
"Shit.. sorry man im spissing..."- ME

Spissing by Ryan Toal#ROLLTINT#SPISSMASTER June 3, 2016

P-Swissing 

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.

Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.

P-Swissing by Pelican501 March 9, 2012

Swissing 

The act of poking one's member (natural or strap on) all over another person's body, including all holes and crevaces, like swiss cheese. Areas not limited to vag, anus, mouth, belly button, boobs, ears, nose, arm pits, back of knees, feet, neck, fat rolls, closed hand, etc.

It was dark in the room, so Zac was swissing his lover Brenda before finding the correct location.

Swissing by PinballAction March 3, 2015

smissing 

the act of smiling while kissing your significant other

Last night my boyfriend and I were caught smissing by his parents.

smissing by Sassafras3 October 5, 2011

Smissing 

A Kiss that happens while the two people involved are smiling (Dan & Sophie)

I want to Smiss Your Mila Kunis looking face

Smissing

Smissing by Sophial September 29, 2012