Shaving

The process of dragging a sharp metal blade across the face or legs to raise unwanted hair cells from the surface of the body and slice them off, often causing blood loss, pain and the possible need for small pieces of toilet paper to be attached to the face.

Shaving is carried out as a matter of comfort (men) or to conform to societies rules of attractiveness (women).

She slid the razor up her legs in the bath.

Shaving by Mark Randall November 23, 2004

Shaving the donkey 

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

Shaving the donkey by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!

Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.

Carpet Shaving by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009

Shaving Foams 

Shaving Foam when it is spread all over your body/face...
Normally used after saying HA-HA!

Ha-Ha!
I Am Using the Shaving Foams!

Shaving Foams by Notsonewfag June 8, 2010

Shaving a painted Jesus 

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

Shaving a painted Jesus by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

Shaving the Beard 

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

Shaving the Beard by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

Shaving by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022