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1. Shalita (proper noun)is a person who is artistic, graceful, and wise. She is fresh, refined, wild, innovative, enchanting, and ambitious. She is thoughtful. She is curious. She is a seeker of truth, enlightenment, and balance. The depth of her compassion is immeasurable. She is a survivalist- resourceful, stubbornly independent, and infallibly optimistic. A fierce and fearless lover, she is a screaming teapot of boiling passion. She is an anomaly of the urban persuasion.

2. Shalita (adj.) having intelligence, appropriateness, and modesty.

3. Shalita (adj.) an exhibition of an exceptional talent
1. Shalita's success in business and in the arts is only paled by her unmatched humanitarian efforts and activism on issues of global importance.

2. The movie star's gown was a shalita on the Red Carpet. It was sure to impress without going over the top.

3. The gymnast did a complete shalita with tens across the board, even from the Russian judge.
Shalita by Janeisbeingstalked February 4, 2010
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Sallie Mae 

The feudal overlord of thousands of naive and idealistic American college students who were susceptible to visions of grandeur about a great-paying job over the rainbow once they have a degree. Occasionally one out of hundred succeed paying off their debt, but most opt for deferments, and kicking the debt down the road in vain.

Dupes graduate with a bachelor's degree, and believe their misfortune, lack of income, and debt problems can be alleviated by borrowing more money and pursuing a graduate degree as they contract more debt. This usually proves vain.

Since student loan debt cannot be discharged legally in bankruptcy proceedings, the only solution for many students is getting a scarce gov't job with a loan forgiveness option, joining the military, committing suicide, or emigration to a foreign country.

The rationale for guaranteed loans emanates from the notion that the state subsidizing the cost of education somehow makes it cheaper. In reality, making gov't loan guarantees and six-figure credit ceilings available to a demographic of mostly 18 to 25 year-olds, who have limited work and credit history distorts the marketplace. If colleges had to take that demographic as they were without the gov't subsidized loans, colleges would be compelled to control their costs, and be more affordable. Cost inflation of tuition prices is institutionalized at 5-6% per annum.
Ryan screwed the pooch. He borrowed $80 grand from Sallie Mae to pay for his bachelors of art degree in Government. Then as his job fortunes worsened, he had this naive idea he could be an educator in the middle of a recession, so he got a masters of arts in history only to realize the colleges and public schools do not have any openings. Now he's going to have to move to Canada to escape his hopeless debt.
Sallie Mae by feudalserf August 29, 2012

Gene Shalit 

Gene Shalit (born March 25, 1926) is a film and book critic. He has filled these roles on NBC's The Today Show since January 15, 1973. He is known for his frequent use of puns, his oversized handlebar moustache, and for wearing colorful bowties.

Also a reference to unkempt pubic hair.
She took her pants off and Gene Shalit was stuffed in her thong
Gene Shalit by Mateo De Pantalones February 21, 2011
noun. a girl who is down right the most amazing person you will ever meet. This girl is smart, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, caring, loving, sweet, and trusting. Her eyes hypnotize you in a way that'll drive you crazy. This girl only comes around once in a million years. Consider yourself lucky if you fall in love with this girl. This girl will be with you through thick and thin. This girl is absolutely perfect.
"I love you Shalini. Forever and always will."

"Dude Im going out with Shalini"
"SON OF A BITCH. I wanted her..."
shalini by udawg215 January 4, 2012

Simping for sallie 

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life
Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe
She is a synonym of love. A love that happens once in a lifetime.

She speaks of roses, see beauty in everything.

She is a God's favourite child.

You can't even think about hurting her.. she is bliss, she is Grace, she will get too much in you, that you will crave.

Hey Shalini you are the best thing ever happened.
Okay I am in love with that woman.

*Shalini herself love, it's in her nature to make people fall for her, in love*
Shalini by Tarvata chepta April 25, 2020