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Simonized 

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.
Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
Simonized by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018
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Selmanized 

When Six Toes Selman gives you a cheeky love bite.
I'm so happy i just got Selmanized!
Selmanized by GayRetard696969696969 February 23, 2018
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Simonized 

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.
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